Friday, April 25, 2014

Gone to the Dog

So the damn dog crapped in our car last night. And then, not an hour later, she peed on my bed, only minutes after having  respectfully performed her doggie duty outside.  And she had been doing SO GOOD in the potty training department. Just when she has us fooled into thinking we have turned the corner, she hauls off and drops a load in the most obnoxious place.

It's a good thing that when she is not making a mess in my bed,  she is very cute.  And of cours, other than potty issues, she is the smartest dog on the planet.   Our nights now consist of sitting around watching her, to see what amazing and charming thing she is going to do next.  And she has us all at her beck and call.  We are pure putty in her paws.  Does she want a treat?  She sits up and begs until we give her one.  Does she want us to pet her?  She scratches and gnaws at our hands until we oblige.  Does she want to sleep in our beds? She just uses her nose to burrow her way under the covers, then peeks out at us with those big brown eyes.  Next week, she'll know our credit card number and will be ordering up doggie treats on Amazon.

At least the cats have not yet fallen victim to her wiles.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

April 14, 1991

Alisa's due date was April 6, 1991.  She was eight long days over due. The longest eight days of my life.  We didn't know if we were having a girl or a boy, and I was so excited and ready to end the anticipation, and meet this little person.  I stopped working on April 1, convinced that he/she would be coming any day, then spent the next week trying to wish myself into labor, and convincing myself that every little ache was surely the start of labor.  I tried anything and everything to coax her to come, mostly walking and walking and walking. Sunday morning, April 7, I got up early and must have walked for two solid hours, in a vain attempt to induce labor.  Nothing. She always did have a stubborn streak.

By the next Saturday, I was convinced I would remain pregnant forever. The thing is, if I do say so myself, I looked dang good when I was pregnant with Alisa.  Other than the basketball in front, I was skinny.  Having Mitch to chase after kept me in shape.  I felt okay too, except for sleeping, which was impossible because I was so achy. I had to sleep on the couch, propped up, and even then I could only get a few hours in at a time before I would have to painfully get up and rearrange all my aching joints.   None of my other pregnancies were as uncomfortable at night as I was with her.   I was also having scary night visions of giving birth to a twelve pound child.  My babies are naturally big, and I figured the last thing we needed was an overcooked one.

Any how, that Saturday, we took Mitch and went to the zoo.  It was April 13, and I was officially a week late.  The weather was beautiful and Mitch had such a great time seeing all the animals. He was especially impressed watching the elephant take a dump. After the zoo, we took him to Grandma Sally's for the day, and went to run a few errands, and walk some more.  We wound up at the King's English book store, looking for a book that Dan needed for one of his classes.  The clerk asked me when the baby was due, and I replied, " a week ago".  Her eyes got big and she said nervously," Ohhhh, then, like, imminently".  She was nervous until we left the store.

Then we went to an early dinner at Sizzler, and it was during dinner that I started thinking maybe, just maybe, I was having contractions. They didn't hurt at all, but they were coming every few minutes pretty regularly.  I didn't want to get my hopes up, having waited so long, and there really wasn't much to get excited about yet, so we went to my mom's to get Mitch.  We hung out there for a while, waiting to see if these contractions were going anywhere or not, and after a few hours of no change, we took Mitch and headed for home.  I figured it this was it, it was still going to be a long time.

We got home, got Mitch bathed and tucked in bed, and put in a movie.  Dan would remember what it was called, but I don't.  All I remember is that there was a character in the movie named Caitlin, and since we had not yet decided on a name, I tried my best to convince him that Caitlin Kelly would be a great name for our baby if it was a girl, since we didn't know what we were having.  I darn near had him talked into  it too.  Then, right at midnight, my water broke.  And as soon as that happened, the contraction suddenly got real.  Fast and painful.  I thought I might be having a baby right there in the house at 358 Leslie Ave.  We called Amy to come stay with Mitch.  She was on a date, which she graciously cut short to come to our aid, and good thing, because as soon as she pulled up, we were on our way out the door. We met her on the front lawn, and told her we would call.   We had also called my parents to meet us at the hospital. We had to put towels down on the seat of the car because I was still leaking everywhere.  And man, I was in pain.  Dan was nervous- really really nervous, and he kept running red lights and breaking the speed limit all the way uptown.

And here comes the funny part.  Nowadays, most hospitals have valet parking for people in labor, but back then, either LDS Hospital didn't have it, or we didn't know about it.  Dan was so nervous to get me up to labor and delivery that we decided it would be a great idea for him to drop me off at the door to the hospital and he would go park the car.  Sounds reasonable I guess, until you remember that this is me we are talking about.  I get turned around in my own garage, let alone a huge, dark hospital, in labor, at two in the morning.  So right off the bat, I got lost.  I was wandering around, having to stop every thirty seconds or so to bend over and breathe through another contraction.  You think of a hospital as a place with twenty-four hour a day action, but I can tell you that hospital corridors can be pretty darn empty and deserted at two o'clock on a Sunday morning.  I must have wandered for a good 10 or 15 minutes before I ran into a security guard who pointed me in the right direction to labor and delivery.  He offered to take me in a wheelchair, but I figured I was nearly there, might as well make it on my own two feet.   By the time I got to the desk, Dan was standing there, panicked look in his eye,  and asking all the nurses in a loud voice where in the heck his wife was.

After that, things started moving pretty quick. My doctor was not on call of course, so they called his associate, Dr. Chapa.  I made sure to get  fixed up right off with an epidural, figuring I was in for a good 8 or 10 more hours of labor.   Much to my surprise and delight though, it was only about an hour later that it was time to push. Had I known it was going to be so quick, I would have skipped the epidural altogether.  We have video of a tired Dr. Chapa, sitting bedside, tapping his fingers, and waiting for it to be time to tell me to push. That's pretty much all he did, was drum his fingers and say "push" every once in a while.  I'm not sure he was even all the way awake.  He did his job though, and at 3:50 am on Sunday, April 14, he held up a screaming 9 lb. 3 oz.  baby, and Dan yelled out, "It's a GIRL!!!" so loud that I'm pretty sure the whole hospital heard it, including my parents who had showed up at some point, and were waiting outside the door.

I was in shock.  I could not believe it was a girl. A girl!  I secretly had believed it was going to be a girl, but I still could not believe I was so lucky to have a boy and a girl!  The perfect little family.  I kept looking at her that first night and thinking to myself, "you're a girl.....you are a GIRL!"  It was so fun to not have known until we were holding her in our arms.   My mom and dad got to come in right away and meet their first granddaughter when she was only a few minutes old, and they were completely enchanted from the first moments.

Now it is 23 years later, and every day since that day, I've been so thankful  to have a daughter.  She just keeps getting better and better, and as I often told her, although not nearly enough, she is and always will be one of my greatest blessings.  We didn't get to spend her birthday together, and it made me sad, but I hope she knows she is always on my mind, even on every other day that is not April 14.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Piper Brown's Lucky Break

This face:



  How were we supposed to resist this face?  I had sworn never again. Life without dog food and dog poop and dog hair and dog drool was just so cushy.  I was so not ready to take on another animal. And then, over spring break,  I was totally sucker punched into going to the animal shelter, "just to look".  And  of course, who's is the first face we see upon opening the door to the dog area, big brown eyes watching hopefully and warily from behind the fence? 

That face.
   
And so, before we even really knew what happened, suddenly we all took a flying leap back into the realms of dog ownership.


Poor little mutt was a stray picked up by animal control.  We know nothing about where she came from before that, but we can tell she has been treated not so nicely at some point in her short life.  She spent a couple of weeks in the animal shelter, where she got spayed and microchipped and cleaned and stuck with the ridiculous moniker of Dingo.  Within a few days of us laying eyes on her, she became our Piper, and hopefully her bad luck streak is over.  Now she is Piper Brown to be specific, she has her own bed, and a collar and her own food bowl.   And she has wriggled her way into our hearts in record time.  She is the definition of lap dog, except for when she just wants to go out and play.  For as small as she is, she can run like nobody's business.  Not much of a jumper, and best of all, at least not yet, she is NOT A BARKER!! She is pretty timid with strangers,  she has some food issues, she is a scavenger, and she is terrified of other dogs, as well as our three cats. She loves loves loves to sit on your lap and be adored, but she is not thrilled with hands reaching out to grab her.  She knows the word NO and hates it.  She sometimes acts like she hasn't spent much time outside.  She is fascinated  by cars and people and lights, and will often just stop and stare at things, like she has never seen them before.
Potty training is a work in progress. She loves to be outside with us. She loves treats. And if you scratch her belly, she will be your best friend for life.

  I know that moment  will come when  she is going to do something naughty, and we will curse her name, and rue the day we ever laid eyes on her, but right now, looking at that face, life feels happier with a dog in the yard.  And our living room. And yeah, even sometimes our bed.